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about
Happy Hollandaise, we wanted to give you a song about the most iconic holiday duo of all time.
lyrics
Marv, you didn't have to leave a mark now the cops know who we are.
Goddamn you didn't have to flood that house now here we are behind bars on a holiday.
The silver tuna was a curse, we should've left after the first house.
That kid has us running around this booby-trapped house trying not to die.
But a brick to the face it hurts
The smell on my hands is worse
Who would soak a rope in kerosine
Goddamn that kid is good.
A toolchest down the stairs, paint cans swung in pairs, Snakes was fake but that tarantula was real as hell.
I burned my hands, my hat, my sweater. We were beaten, tarred and feathered,
Now it's ham and cheese on christmas eve, at least we've got each other.
To the lady with the birds, the southbend shovel slayer, I hope your holidays get worse.
Look what he did that little jerk.
A brick to the face it hurts
The smell on my hands is worse
Who would soak a rope in kerosine
Goddamn that kid is good.
credits
released December 24, 2021
Lyrics and music written by: Daniel Nicolari, Antonino Lappostato, Coley O'Toole
Produced,Mixed and mastered by Coley O'Toole
